May 2013
beyonces-butt:
I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair
goddammitfenton:
if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."
Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.
zaymmaliks:
SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR
egberts:
of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange
cornchipz:
awkwardcontent:
Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole,
some people never develop beyond this stage
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
cayde:
going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds
my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life
okoenig:
whats the difference between me and a calendar?
a calendar has dates
all-misty-eyed:
bethmai:
andrewgarrfields:
i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity
at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering “it could still happen”
the truth in this...
sluttyoliveoil:
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”
parent walks into the room while i'm on tumblr
me: stares at google
me: cries when i can't go to a concert
me: cries when i can go to a concert
longnightsandterriblefights:
siriuslysalvatore:
are you ever just reading a book and you come across word that you don’t know how to pronounce so you just go afkjhjdsfsjkdhs in your head
when it’s someone’s name and you have to keep doing that for the rest of the book
equisollux:
zombiecthulu:
basedkuroko:
my friend is hiding under this bean bag in the library so he doesnt have to go to PE
the only way you can see him is if you get on the floor behind the bean bag and see the light of his phone
I bet he’s on Tumblr
I am
me after every conversation: why the fuck did i say that
princess-ramen:
i either watch half an episode and get distracted or an entire season in a sitting.
Me during the day: I'm so fucking tired oh my God I can't wait to go to bed tonight
Me during the night: Let's download the top 100 songs from the 90s and listen to them all while writing a novel and watching an entire season of something and maybe rearrange my room
That moment when I'm listening to music with my...
ashlettes:
Outside I’m like:
Inside I’m like:
meladoodle:
coolgirlfriend:
boys who can pull off facial hair are hot
i think you’re supposed to use a razor
timelordemort:
procrastination is going to be the death of me but not now maybe later
April 2013
flandusdestiel:
Just because someone supports gay rights doesn’t mean they’re gay. I mean, I support animal rights, do I look like a fucking alpaca to you?
alexgaskarthsnonexistentupperlip:
does anyone else love that moment when you get home from a concert and you’re lying down to go to sleep and its just dead silent and you reflect on how amazing the show was and how you went from sensory overload to that quiet little moment that belongs to you and only you and you can remember the show perfectly and you’re so exhausted but so happy and you drift...
osamah:
nothing screws up your friday like realizing it’s only wednesday
blu3skiesarecalling:
i-survived-fob-hiatus:
kfcofficial:
im not even a 2nd choice im like an 8th choice sometimes a 10th
im not even a choice they just don’t consider me at all
I’m the first choice in being eliminated as a choice
raspberrying:
★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★
The fact this school year isn’t over yet makes me want to drown myself in the toilet
★゜・。。・゜☆゜・。★。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★ ゜・。。。・゜☆ ゜・。★ 。・゜☆ ゜・。。・゜★
windowsvriska:
do you ever wonder if u have a reputation like people u dont even know could have opinions about u
Our Generation;
Sleeping with Sirens: They say that love is forever, your forever is all I need, please stay as long as you need. I can't promise that things won't be broken, but I swear that I will never leave, please stay forever with me.
Society: emo.
A Day To Remember: It break my heart if we fell apart, it'd be so hard to let you go.
Society: emo.
Of Mice & Men: Here in this world I'm awaked with mistakes, but it's love that keeps fueling me, fueling me.
Society: emo.
Pierce The Veil: I kissed the scars on her skin, I still think you're beautiful and I don't ever want to loose my bestfriend.
Society: emo.
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus: I will never let you fall, I'll stand up with you forever. I'll be there for you through it all, even if saving you sends me to heaven.
Society: emo.
Bring Me The Horizon: Tell me that you need me, 'cause I love you so much. Say you'll never leave me cause I need you so much.
Society: emo.
Bullet For My Valentine: I live my life in misery, I'd sacrifice this world to hold you. No breathe left inside of me, shattered glass keeps falling.
Society: emo.
You Me At Six: If it hurts this much, then it must be love, and it's a lottery, I can't wait to draw your name.
Society: emo.
Asking Alexandria: How stubborn are the scars, when they won't fade away? Or just a reminder that now are better days.
Society: emo.
Nicki Minaj: U a stupid hoe, u a, u a stupid hoe.
Society: She is such an inspiration!
mu5icliz:
germansam:
tokyosluts:
Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation
It’s like being dead without the commitment.
an open relationship with death
