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beyonces-butt: I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:21:10 +0100

I hate it when you’ve been really on edge for a while and then you have a breakdown over a little thing and everyone thinks that you’re getting super upset about not washing your hair

goddammitfenton: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english...

Tue, 21 May 2013 15:03:47 +0100

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

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Tue, 21 May 2013 11:31:36 +0100

selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:05:01 +0100

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

homosexaul: being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers...

Tue, 21 May 2013 08:03:50 +0100

homosexaul:

being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot

friendlycloud: hitlervevo: why the fuck cant we text the police lets say there is a murderer in ur...

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:33:03 +0100

friendlycloud:

hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

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50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."

Mon, 20 May 2013 21:31:13 +0100

50% of me: "I love dresses and flowers and pretty things."
Other 50% of me: "I love tattoos and hardcore music and concerts and skinny jeans."

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Sun, 19 May 2013 17:39:51 +0100

Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore

Sun, 19 May 2013 13:31:04 +0100

Parents: Teenagers don't communicate anymore
Parents : Teenagers don't speak to us any more
Parents: It's all Facebook messaging now
Parents : No one communicates with their children
Parents : It's all about communication
Parents: Teenagers should talk to us more
Teenager: Well, I'm really stressed out about these test and lately i've felt really crap and-
Parents: God, all you do is moan and complain.

thats-whassup: why this only has 700 notes I will never know

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:07:30 +0100

thats-whassup:

why this only has 700 notes I will never know

zaymmaliks: SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE...

Wed, 15 May 2013 08:05:42 +0100

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking...

Tue, 14 May 2013 22:45:04 +0100

Haunted house that takes people’s picture as they’re walking through.

i’m crying.

egberts: of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a...

Mon, 13 May 2013 22:47:43 +0100

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

cornchipz: awkwardcontent: Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:04:00 +0100

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole,

some people never develop beyond this stage

cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only...

Sun, 12 May 2013 16:58:33 +0100

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

jensensations: Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:19:55 +0100

jensensations:

Ryan Gosling won’t eat his cereal (x)

cayde: going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:30:22 +0100

cayde:

going from “i just want to cuddle up and be cute” to “i want to rip your clothes off and pin you against the wall” takes me approximately 0.94 seconds

my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few...

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:23:03 +0100

my dad just told me “you dont get enough D because you don’t leave your room” and it took me a few seconds to realise that he was talking about vitamin D and not my sex life

okoenig: whats the difference between me and a calendar? a calendar has dates

Sat, 11 May 2013 23:19:17 +0100

okoenig:

whats the difference between me and a calendar?

a calendar has dates

all-misty-eyed: bethmai: andrewgarrfields: i don’t know which is worse being in love with a...

Sat, 11 May 2013 22:11:56 +0100

all-misty-eyed:

bethmai:

andrewgarrfields:

i don’t know which is worse being in love with a fictional character or being in love with a celebrity

at least with a fictional character you know it’ll never happen. but with a celebrity there’s that tiny part of your brain wearing a tin foil hat, slowly rocking back and forth and quietly whispering “it could still happen”

the truth in this post is unnerving